those smiles.

when you get that text, that look, that memory. I die for those smiles. so thanks.

just kiss me and get it over with.

apt 101

when looking for an apartment, these should be your requirements: upper (which means it’s on the 2nd floor of a building or higher! there’s less chance of murder than if you live in a lower), hardwood floors (chic, classic, easier to clean, dirt/grime can’t hide like it can in carpet), parking spot (a MUST! looking for parking at 4am is a recipe for disaster! and by disaster i mean rape murder- and not necessarily in that order even! not having a parking spot is not safe, sexy, or smart), dishwasher (heroine for the lazy), washer and dryer on the premises! (makes life WAY easier then schlepping your bullshit rags from urban, American apparel, or forever 21 to some coin slot/homeless haven!), and last: location location location! (live somewhere where you feel safe and can easily walk to cool stuff – in case your car breaks down. IE: coffee shops, cute boutiques, a grocery store, etc.

thank you boycrazy

uh.. I had two. and the one's I didn't have ended in rape... yikes.

blind leading the blind.

-godspeed lilo.

1. the camera doesn't add ten pounds, ten pounds adds ten pounds
2. if you can't tone it, tan it
3. dear urban outfitters, enough with the slamming lock behind you doors. am I right!?
4. fyi: every encounter you have is an interview or date. whether or not you know it; so just try and be likable at all times.
5. don't smoke crack... ever.
6. monogamy is possible, if you want it to be.
7. if the best thing about him is that he likes you. move on. that's not enough.
8. sometimes you have to make hard decisions that will make people angry. stand by your decision and be strong. you cant please everybody all the time. you have to take care of you first.
9. date someone you would never normally date, just try it. who knows?
10. if you are hanging out with your girlfriends and they both get cold and you don't, it means you are the fatty in the group

thank you imboycrazy.